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  1. Resolved Question: Whats that song called?
    2. 16 Feb 2008 at 1:06pm
    there was that car commercial where whenever the car drives theres like this movies playing behind it while its driving and theres a song playing in it like "hold on tight to your dreams!" whats the name of it?


  2. Resolved Question: Help me interpret my dream last night about my father?
    3. 15 Feb 2008 at 7:30pm
    I dreamt of my dad having an affair with our nanny. First my mom had a fight with my dad with this third party issue not knowing it was our nanny.I saw our nanny went inside the masters bedroom where my dad was and when our nanny went out my dad was holding her tight and kissing her and tried to hold her private parts. my dad saw me downstairs and he looks so guilty. Then i tried to go to the kitchen where my mom was cooking and indirectly informed her. And when she got my message we both went upstairs together with my older brother and i spoke first to my dad telling him the things that he would not like to hear from his own son and after that dragged our nanny and slap her on the face a lot of times. until my wife woke me up since she said i was breathing hard while i was asleep. I cried so hard. hoping its not true. I also have another question : i normally dreamt of losing my tooth special my molars...what does it mean?


  3. Resolved Question: HONDA ACCORD SONGBOOK. Beach boyss?
    4. 14 Feb 2008 at 8:54pm
    There was this Honda Accord comercial on t.v. there is a song .. it goes like "HOLD ON tight to your dreams" doES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS SONG IS CALLED///


  4. Resolved Question: please translate my dreams?
    5. 14 Feb 2008 at 3:59am
    i have been having dreams that include one specific person. this person is my ex. each dream isnt the say but its so vivid. in my dreams im happy with my ex. he holds me tight as if he doesnt want to let go. and i feel so happy. in my dreams he tells me nice things like he loves me. but in reallity we dont talk at all. even though we were together for 1year and 3 months. all these dreams take place in school. what does this mean?


  5. Resolved Question: Is this joke funny?
    6. 14 Feb 2008 at 3:54am
    The Eel "Mum," says little Johnny, "Sharon and Dave were fighting an eel last night." "What do you mean?" asks his mum thinking he must have had a dream about his big sister and her boyfriend. "Well," says Johnny, "I was sneaking down to the fridge last night when I saw them. They were hugging with most of the lights off when Sharon's face started to go a bit funny. Dave must have known this because he put his hand up her blouse to feel her heart. It took him a long time to find it and by this time he was sick too because he looked hot and his face was funny. His other hand was getting cold, I know that because he put it up her skirt. Then I saw what was making them sick. This big eel had got into Dave's jeans . I know it worried them because when it sprang out, Sharon sat back on the couch and said, 'Oh bloody hell, it's huge.' Dave grabbed her hair and she tried to bite its head off but soon she made a noise and let it go. It must have bitten her back. Sharon grabbed it tight and held it with both hands and Dave got something out of his pocket. I couldn't see that bit too well but it looked like he was trying to tie it up. They had a go at killing it but the eel put up a hell of a fight. Sharon got her legs round it, better than world wrestling that grip she had, and Dave was bouncing up and down on top trying to crush it. They were really getting a good sweat on and moaning and stuff. In the end, Dave gave his huge grunt and it all stopped. The eel was lying there when he rolled off. Sharon must have been scared by this because Dave had to cuddle and kiss her a bit to bring her round. He felt for her heart again to check she was alright but just when she'd started to mumble a bit, bugger me if that eel didn't stand up again. The eel didn't seem to have as much energy but it didn't half struggle and in the end Sharon did Dave's job. She sat on it and bounced up and down for about half an hour, the sweat was rolling off her, and she kept gasping hard for breath and moaning and everything, Dave had to keep checking her heart but he couldn't remember which side of her chest it was and he kept reaching for both sides. It took ages but this time they really did kill the thing. I know that because right afterwards, Dave skinned it and flushed it away."


  6. Resolved Question: Whats the title of the song?
    7. 14 Feb 2008 at 3:16am
    Random parts. Sometimes I hide, sometimes I cry. But all I want to do is hold you tight. Diff Song: If you looked into my eyes and saw what was inside, would you even care Diff song: Now I'm dreaming with you tonight and tomorrow here in my room dreaming with you.


  7. Resolved Question: There is a Honda commercial where a guy sings, "Hold on ti...
    8. 14 Feb 2008 at 1:04am

  8. Resolved Question: who sings that song in the honda commercial with the lyric...
    9. 13 Feb 2008 at 7:45pm

  9. Resolved Question: What does my dream mean?
    10. 13 Feb 2008 at 3:27pm
    Ok, I was in the backyard of my old house. I found a deer/horse with a girl who I have never met before. We then climbed up the hill to my house and all I remember is wearing a shirt undies and socks and I was running at certain times so monster would not get me. I finally got inside and got pants on and I asked the girl to hold my bag of clothes and she dropped the bag in a swamp. We then got into a fight, one where I lost. We went back down the hill where he uncle, grandparents, and uncle's girlfriend were. We got into the car and I had to sit in the worst position ever. The seat belt was too tight so I chose not to wear it. The grandparents asked me why I was not wearing it,and I told them it made it hard for me to breath. They then made me put it on and I started suffocating. Then they let me take it off. Then I turned around and they had a blanket with kittens underneath and I was petting them. Does anyone have idea what this could mean? Symbolism?


  10. Resolved Question: New poem..not sure what to make of it..What are your thoug...
    11. 13 Feb 2008 at 12:26pm
    Moon child Come with me We'll dance through the night Don't worry it'll be alright I'll hold you tight Till this is through Expand your mind Through space and time Watch as the rainbow unwinds And multicolored dreams begin to fall I'll hold your hand Together we'll run through them Let it absorb into your skin It's too late you let me in Love; a wonderous ecstasy You mean so much to me You've taken me in Just to begin again You've finally found release May you rest in peace It started out a love poem and soon changed into a LSD trip..and any rhymes are purely accidental so please no lectures I just write whatever comes into my head...Probably not the best thing to do but...


  11. Resolved Question: my puppy died how do i handle this?
    12. 12 Feb 2008 at 11:50am
    mypuppy buddy which i love verry much and dearly passed away last night... its soo sad how it happened he was only 9 months with a verryy good heart he is a chiwahh i dont know wat to do we have already buried him but i just feell so shocked and sad... sad b/c he is my bestfreind my first dog ever the 1 person i look forward to seeing after school is gone.... my baby boyy i will forevr love u nd nvr forget u.... shocked b/c i still cant belive this ... i wish it was a dream all i want to do is grab him and hold him tight and tell him i love him verryy muchh... mad b/c the dumb vets nvr knew wat was wrong with himm... my parents say they will buy me a new dog idk if i should get a new 1 no dog or pet will evr replace the love i have for buddyy.. i dont know wat to do all i do is cryy and wish this never happened plz help...


  12. Resolved Question: Stuck between 2 guys-Who should I choose?
    13. 11 Feb 2008 at 4:13pm
    Ok. So there is this guy at lunch that i keep making eye contact with and hes really hot. At least I know that he maybe likes me back. Then, theres this other guy in my class. I had a dream that he was holding me tight and so warm and i fell asleep in his arms! (but when i opened my eyes in my dream, the guy from lunch was right there watching me and the other guy!) I know that the guy in my class doesnt like me, but he can make me laugh . I have a feeling that it will never happen between me and him. On the other hand, the other guy likes me too. The only problem is that i never talk to him and I'm not even sure what his personality is like. He seems really fun though. Please tell me what you think!! Should I choose the guy in my class or the guy from lunch??


  13. Resolved Question: Alvin & Chipmunks retro fans (1983) ONLY! Read detail for ...
    14. 11 Feb 2008 at 1:18pm
    Alvin & the Chipmunks, Episode 137, Season 8, "Vinnie's Visit". Vinnie is chipmunks biological mother. She sings a lullaby to them the night before she leaves them with Dave Seville. The song is called "Vinnie's Lullaby". Produced by Ross Bagdasarian (Dave Seville). Sung my June Foray; Machiko Soga for Japanese version. There is a CD out there Alvin & Chipmunks (1983) that has this song listed. I can't find the CD. Need words to the lullaby for my new granddaughter. I used to sing it to my daughter back in '83 but have forgotten some of the words. Goes something like this: "Go to sleep little one, dream sweet dreams little one, the stars say good night, I hold you tight, when you awake, I will be here.... Thanks in advance to anyone who takes the time to help me. I have exhausted all of my known resources. Maybe if you could give me some ideas of where to look. Been to GOOGLE with words from the song, Wikipedia had the most info, but not lyrics.


  14. Voting Question: Was "Do You Believe In Magic" ever used in a show, movie,pla...
    15. 11 Feb 2008 at 7:16am
    Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart How the music can free her whenever it starts And it's magic if the music can move ya And don't just hold tight that it never can lose ya Your feet start tapping And you can't seem to find If it's surely real Or just a state of mind If you believe in magic Just close those big eyes And think of all the wonderful thoughts that arise And maybe if you dream it just right Your toes will be over the tree tops tonight And you'll be flying up and there you can see Of the magic is in you and the magic is in me If you believe in magic Come along with me We'll dance until morning So it's just you and me And maybe if the music is right I'll meet you tomorrow so late at night And we'll go dancing baby There you'll see That the magic is in the music and the music is in me Believe in the magic of a young girl's soul Believe in the magic of the rock and roll Believe in the magic that can set you free ohhhh!!!! Dream on dream on dream on -talking 'bout magic Dream on everybody -do you believe in magic? Dream on dream on dream on - do you believe believer? Dream on everybody -ohh!! talkin 'bout magic Dream on dream on dream on -do you believe in magic? Dream on everybody - do you believe believer? (repeat) If you believe like I believe you will see is true (3x)


  15. Resolved Question: Thank you for your recent ideas on making wishes. Please r...
    16. 11 Feb 2008 at 3:22am
    I'm pretty much out of practice, but I hope you enjoy... WISHES Whispering willows call your name The breeze will always sound the same Seeds of dandelions soar about With a wish I've made for their new route A ladybug lands upon my sleeve If I make a wish I must believe I close my eyes and make my plea That You can be the One for me The wishing well that draws me near Collects the coins that disappear I utter softly, words of strength As they descend with darkened length A butterfly on frosted ground No sence for her to be around An oddity to my surprise I make my wish before she flies A shooting star as night cascades A final wish as long day fades My efforts show no prompt relief But I hold tight to my belief Of all the dreams that I have sought And all the wishes I have thought If anything is to be as true I want it to be my wish of You Feedback is always welcome, Kenny. Just be nice, please, lol.


  16. Resolved Question: Something not "dark"??? amazing. Should I just stick to th...
    17. 10 Feb 2008 at 3:10pm
    "your eyes" You opened up my crimson heart, Eyes wide open and so bright. You showed me the summer dawn, Of an openly hidden golden sky. I felt the gentle breeze, So perfect and so mild. I looked up to the sky, And realized that I could fly. Please come take my hand, And lead me far away. Deep into your eyes, Where I'll forever stay. Way up in the evening sky, Where the birds always sing. Lead me to my own white cloud, Let my dreams begin to fall. When the sunset finally comes, We will watch the stars arrive. Please don't close your eyes, We've hardly even just begun. Oh please my love, Hold me tighter still. Your eyes and mine, Forever we will be. I look and see the golden sky, Deep inside your perfect eyes. An amazing place so full of life, I can see it in your eyes.


  17. Resolved Question: sorry girls could not resist this one question is funny ye...
    18. 10 Feb 2008 at 6:59am
    A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream. "I was at an auction for dicks. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny ones for $10." The husband says, "What about one my size?" His wife responds, "Didn't get a bid," and then laughs to herself. The husband wants revenge, so the next morning he tells his wife about his dream last night. "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10." His wife says, "What about ones like mine?" The husband smiles and says, "That's where they held the auction."


  18. Resolved Question: What are your thoughts on these 320 useless facts?
    19. 9 Feb 2008 at 5:44pm
    1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen. 2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen. 3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had. 4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person. 5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels. 6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim. 8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945. 9. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number. 14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles. 17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan. 18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. 19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2. 20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. 21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar 22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print. 24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino. 25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled. 26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards. 27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively). 28. Camel's have three eyelids. 29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day. 30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son. 31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister. 32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system. 33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps. 34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape. 35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses. 36. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode. 38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce". 39. Slugs have four noses. 40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine. 41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil). 42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows. 43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS) 44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing. 45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads. 46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States. 47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax". 49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess. 50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters. 51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. 53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks. 54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday. 55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it. 56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672. 57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. 58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour. 59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original. 60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. 61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. 62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar). 63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA". 64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different". 65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget. 66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby. 67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. 68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is. 69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service. 70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived. 71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes. 72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's. 73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide. 75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward). 76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 78. One in ten people live on an island. 79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. 80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%. 81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. 82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing. 85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model. 86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head. 87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia). 88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher. 89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas. 90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. 91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. 92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S. 94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public). 95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. 96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet." 97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South). 98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896. 99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity. 100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive. 102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome". 103. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide. 105. China has more English speakers than the United States. 106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes. 107. One in every 9000 people is an albino. 108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury. 111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on. 112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten. 113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing. 114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere. 115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. 116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R. 120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually. 121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India. 122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles. 123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. 124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable. 126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world. 130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick. 131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes. 133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building. 134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. 135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. 136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT". 137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy. 138. Almonds are members of the peach family. 139. Rats and horses can't vomit. 140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim. 141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. 142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance. 143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. 146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie. 147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. 148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. 149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure. 150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal) 156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 157. Butterflies taste with their feet. 158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump. 159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 160. Starfish have no brains. 161. 11% of the world is left-handed. 162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later. 163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. 166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray. 168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. 169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months. 170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A. 171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour. 173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second. 175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old. 177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. 178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured. 179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. 180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it. 181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link." 184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white. 185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother. 186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes. 188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." 189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth. 190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose. 193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. 195. Cats' urine glows under a black light. 196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip. 197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970. 198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated. 200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet. 201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. 203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined. 204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition). 205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village". 206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older. 207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S. 209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet. 210. A jellyfish is 95% water. 211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001). 212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day. 214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. 215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle) 216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10. 217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined. 218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple. 220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross. 222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France. 223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city. 224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life". 225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. 226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50. 227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers. 228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5. 229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal. 230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119. 232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner. 233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary. 234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z. 235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years. 236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister. 238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day. 239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. 240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs. 241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English. 243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330. 244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies. 245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor. 246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined. 247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history. 248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world). 249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters. 250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. 251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves. 252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000. 253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. 254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. 255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust". 256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks. 257. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion. 259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+) 260. Pearls melt in vinegar. 261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal. 262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself. 263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag. 264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible. 265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War. 266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol. 267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House. 268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther. 269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census. 270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world. 271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment. 272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash. 273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen. 276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital. 277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q). 280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. 281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode. 282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells. 285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age. 286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female. 287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon). 288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system. 289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas. 290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel. 291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died. 292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit. 293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives." 294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player. 295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open. 296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person). 297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. 298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951). 299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands. 301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst". 302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash. 303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard. 304. Hummingbirds can't walk. 305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969). 306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing). 307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967). 308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history. 309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek. 310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY. 311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf. 312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. 313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men. 314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex. 315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure. 316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P". 317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616. 318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population). 319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days. 320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".


  19. Resolved Question: am looking for the song fron the Honda accord ad it goes "...
    20. 9 Feb 2008 at 4:15am

  20. Resolved Question: Do you like it....?
    21. 9 Feb 2008 at 1:26am
    As I look beside my pillow On this cold and lonely night I wonder where you could be? You?re not holding me tonight Three tear drops run down my face As my glance fade to a stare One for every anniversary One for every year My heart beats slower and slower My breaths are hard to take I feel like I am dreaming From this sleep I want to awake I wonder if you reach for me? The way you?d hold me tight The way you use to reach for me When you couldn?t sleep at night So turbulent this love has been So consumed in joy and pain But all I have are memories So tears, they fall like rain i just wrote it... honest opinions please.


  21. Resolved Question: Relationship poem... honest opinions please.?
    22. 9 Feb 2008 at 1:09am
    As I look beside my pillow On this cold and lonely night I wonder where you could be? You?re not holding me tonight Three tear drops run down my face As my glance fade to a stare One for every anniversary One for every year My heart beats slower and slower My breaths are hard to take I feel like I am dreaming From this sleep I want to awake I wonder if you reach for me? The way you?d hold me tight The way you use to reach for me When you couldn?t sleep at night So turbulent this love has been So consumed in joy and pain But all I have are memories So tears, they fall like rain I wrote it... thanks.


  22. Resolved Question: Need Help On A Song?
    23. 7 Feb 2008 at 10:12pm
    Who sings the new Honda Civic commercial "Hold On Tight To Your Dreams"? I just want to know who the Artist is? Care to help me?!


  23. Resolved Question: Kissaled nightly posting, thoughts?
    24. 6 Feb 2008 at 9:42pm
    Fever His eyes pierced mine, sudden and still, His fingers touching skin so light, His hands caressing my boosom strong, HIs emnrace so soft and fiercly tight. I treemble at the glance to his face, I crumble under his feverish passion, I live for that singular explosion, I surrender to him after a fashion. We hold each other when mid force, We dream of the quiet release to come, We wish even hope to stay entwined, We slave to our own emotions some.


  24. Resolved Question: im thinking of story ideas but im dead?
    25. 6 Feb 2008 at 5:04pm
    (help)Princess Tara walked into the parlour looking down at her murdered mother, Queen Grace. She stared down at her red arm with blood dripping down onto to the fresh smelling carpet. She laid down beside her mother holding on to her tight, never wanting to let go. Her tears were running down her cheeks onto her mothers soft moist skin, the blood from her arm dripping down her soft warm velvet gown, Princess Tara gently closed her eyes hoping this was all a dream. sorry about being long thats all i have


  25. Resolved Question: who sang Hold on Tight To Your Dreams?
    26. 6 Feb 2008 at 11:31am

  26. Resolved Question: name of song on honda comm,"hold on tight to your dreams"?
    27. 5 Feb 2008 at 9:02pm
    apparently those words are not the title of the song,can't find it would also love to have lyrics and karaoke version- anyone know?


  27. Resolved Question: A Dream Within A Dream - What does it mean?
    28. 5 Feb 2008 at 2:04pm
    Edgar Allen Poe's poetry is what I love most, but this particular poem, A Dream Within A Dream, has got me questioning... I don't know exactly what it means, do you? Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow???? You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand???? How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep???? while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?


  28. Resolved Question: Is life a dream within a dream?
    29. 5 Feb 2008 at 9:18am
    I stand amid the roar Of a surf-tormented shore, And I hold within my hand Grains of the golden sand How few! yet how they creep Through my fingers to the deep, While I weep, while I weep! O God! can I not grasp Them with a tighter clasp? O God! can I not save One from the pitiless wave? Is all that we see or seem But a dream within a dream?


  29. Resolved Question: people that hate their life, made mistakes,? READ PLZZ!?
    30. 4 Feb 2008 at 7:36pm

  30. Resolved Question: A commercial has a song "Hold on tight to your dreams." Wh...
    31. 3 Feb 2008 at 11:38pm
    It sounds like the Beatles but I don't remember this song.


  31. Resolved Question: Story I wrote! Any opinions??? Help!!?
    32. 3 Feb 2008 at 2:39pm
    You see, I wrote this story and I need your commentary on it. It's called "Quit Bugging Me." Hope you like it! I was walking to my room, when I thought I spotted something shiny in my sister, Bambi's room. I walked in, climbed on the chair (it took me a while, cuz that stupid, green, frilly chair's too tall to reach.) Anyways, I saw this big bottle with curly letters and a picture of a girl's hair on the front. And since I'm very, very smart for my age, I was able to read exactly what it said; It said, "Hair Care Hair Spray". It was some kind of dumb hair product. But then, my eyes caught the lower part of the bottle. Right there, in big letters, it says "MIGHTY HOLD." I smiled to myself. Imagine the possibilities with this! I pictured spraying my family with that stuff and they would turn so stiff, they would fall over like boards! Ha! Imagine what a beautiful hoot that would be! I reached over to grab the hair spray, until Bambi sped in the room and snatched it off the dresser before I could. I turned to look at her and she stood there spraying her long, brown hair with that snobby look on her face. I thought about what to do. I knew Bambi wasn't going to hand off that spray to me easily; so I decided to ask nicely. "Bambi?" I asked politely. "May I please use your 'Hair Care Hair Spray MIGHTY HOLD?" "No." Bambi said greedily. "Please?" I still intended to ask nicely. "Please with a cherry on top?-" "No!" Bambi yelled at me. My polite grin turned into gritting teeth. I was mad. How dare she tell me no?! I asked her politely and she refused! "Besides, " that Bambi dared to continue. "This spray's only for mature people." Mom called from the living room, "Bambi! Seaweed Sockpuppet is on!" "Oh my gosh, I gotta watch it!" Bambi squealed. She was so excited, she dropped the spray and darted out of the room. Yeah...pretty mature for a twelve-year-old to still like watching Seaweed the Sockpuppet. After she left, I picked up the spray, thought for a while, then smiled cleverly at the bottle. It was time for payback. Yesterday, my grandma, Darla from my daddy's side had sent me a Science Kit, where you could create your own potions and make your own experiments. I quickly ran out of the room and into the dining room. My family was sitting in the living room watching Seaweed Sockpuppet. Bambi's eyes were glued to the TV, so she didn't see me slip outside the backdoor with the hair spray. I ran behind the big tree we have in the yard and found my science kit. I leaned against the tree and looked at the back of the box and it said; "Just Add Water". Just add water? With what? Then, a butterfly landed on my nose, then flew away next to the tree. I turned around and also found a ladybug and a caterpillar crawling on the trunk. This gave me an idea. What if I made some sort of bug juice, poured it into the bottle and turned Bambi into a bug! That would be classic! And perfect payback. I looked around to make sure anyone was looking. I'm not allowed to use my powers alone anymore. I focused on the bugs and snapped my fingers. The three bugs trembled a little, then a ray of bright light surrounded them. They turned into liquid and I quickly opened the bottle to collect the juice. I closed it. "Now to test it." I said to myself. I looked around the yard and spotted Rufus taking a nap next to the screen door. I smiled and called, "Oh, Rufus!" The mangy and furry mutt turned his lazy head toward me with annoyance in his eyes for waking him up. I gestured my finger for him to come. He sat up, yawned and stretched himself from both sides, dramatically. After he finished, he slowly walked up to me. I held the bottle right in front of his nose and said, "Try this." The picky dog pulled back his neck, sniffed it, then stuck out his tongue in disgust. He turned and held his head and tail up high. But before he walked away, I sprayed the stuff at him at the back of the head. He immediatly turned to look at me and shook the liquid off him. Little did he know, after he completely dried himself off, he was a giant caterpillar! My eyes grew in shock as I drew back with a big smile on my face. "Tight!" I thought. I was surprised and amazed at the same time! That mindless dog wasn't even aware that he had changed form. Rufus glared at me, rolled his eyes and walked away to his water bowl. He peered in and saw a strange shape in the water of his reflection. He stared confusingly at the water, then slowly lifted his head to see his clear reflection in the backdoor. He cried out of fear and immediatly dashed behind me, afraid of his own reflection. "Wow" I said, still in awe looking at the bottle. "It works!" Rufus was still whimpering cowardly behind me, even too afraid to put his legs over his eyes, which were once his paws. "I calmed myself from laughing and sighed happily, looking at the bottle. Imagine how funny this would be with Bambi! Especially since she has no reflection, how is she going to know! I collected my science kit and the juice and heading inside. But since I had so many things in my hands and nobody bothered to help me, I had to manage opening that dumb door myself. With the juice still in my hand, I pushed the glass sliding door open to let myself in. My science kit box was in my other hand, threatening to fall. It wobbled, then finally fell to the ground. "Oops." I muttered as I placed the bug juice bottle on the kitchen counter next to me and bent down to pick up the box. Little did I know, I had done a big mistake. My mommy was stirring soup, and gossiping on the phone about Daddy to my Aunt Terry. But I didn't realize, until I turned around to collect the bottle, that Mommy had taken it off the counter and was now pouring it into the soup! I held my hands to my mouth and gasped with wide eyes. If my mommy found out about this, I was going to be in so much trouble. And to make matters worse, Mommy dipped a big spoon in the pot and sipped some of the soup! And she turned into a giant, fiery red ant! And she didn't know it! Now, I was really in shock as my eyes grew wider. Now, I would really get it. Well, it was too late to hide that. I wasn't going to tell my mommy that she was an ant. The only solution I could do, was to definately get that bottle, hide and hope that Mommy maybe, by chance, will not discover it's actually me this time. I sneaked over next to my mommy to get the bottle which was sitting next to the stove, but before I could even get to it, more bad luck came my way (as it always does) and my mommy picked up the bottle and placed it on the highest shelf of the food cabinet. After following all this, I stared up hopelessly at that bottle way high away from my reach. Perfect. Knowing the fact that I could barely reach the short chair that Bambi had in her room, there was no way I was going to get to that bottle- "Scuse me, sweetie," my mommy crossed me, to get to the other side of the kitchen. Unless...I climb. I looked up at the tall cabinet and found that it was my only choice. Before I started, I looked back at my mommy to see if she was paying attention. Hopefully she wasn't; she had her back towards me and she was cutting vegetables and still gossiping on the phone. After checking, I begin to quickly and quietly climb the cabinet shelves to get to my destiny. As I was high up, since I was terrified of heights and never looked down, only looked up to the bottle, I didn't turn around, but kept my ears open, making sure that my mommy's footsteps were not heard anywhere around me. I heard her walk a few times, but I only faithfully assumed that she was cutting the vegetables and walking over to the stove to drop the vegetables in while still talking on the phone, since she never said anything to me. As I got higher, I was finally able to see the bottle in reach! I stretched my arm over to grab it, but realized that my arm was shorter than I thought. After straining so hard, I managed to still try to grab on to it. Finally, I suceeded. I grabbed the bottle and held them with both hands. Unfortunately, bad luck occured after this. It always does for me. I felt myself feeling unbalanced over the shelf I was standing around. I was so panicked, I kept waving my arms around instead of grabbing on to the shelf in front of me. But before I could even think to do that, I was already falling off the shelf and to the floor and cans crashed down with me. I knew Mommy had heard me. She turned around and gasped at me. I could barely say anything to her. I lifted my head from the pile of cans and held my head. "Oh..." is all I muttered, trying to gain conciousness. "Katherine!" she shouted angrily. My name said angrily, made me cringe and I immediately grabbed the bug juice from out of the pile of cans and held it close to my chest with a scared look on my face. "What on earth are you doing?!" Mommy asked. I knew I was going to get it. But then, Mommy stopped shouting at me for a second, and turned to her phone. "Whadeya mean I am pretty hasty?!" Mommy said with a glare on her face. Perfect! She was now distracted by Aunt Terry's arguements! Now it was my chance to escape. I stumbled to my feet and ran out the kitchen before Mommy could catch me. I ran as fast as I could down the hall still with the juice in my hand. I looked back over my shoulder to see if Mommy had seen me, but because I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, I crashed into someone and fell. The bottle had fallen out of my hand and into the floor. I sat up from lying down on the ground and looked up to realize it was my daddy who I had crashed into. My daddy stood there, looking down at me, holding his camera in his hands, which was connected to a black strap around his neck. He glanced over to the bottle on the floor and he gasped in excitement with twinkling eyes. We all knew that when my daddy gasped in excitement with twinkling eyes, it meant trouble. "Thanks, Sweetie!" my daddy said, snatching the bug juice off the ground. "Wait, Daddy!" I tried to stop him. But of course, he didn't listen to me. He never listens to anyone. "I was looking all over for this camera polisher!" "Daddy, no!" But it was already too late. My daddy had already poured that stuff onto a cloth he fished from his pocket and was now polishing his camera with the bug juice. "There we are." Daddy said, when he was done polishing and he flinged the cloth off the camera and on my head. Although, he did not notice yet, I stood there staring, as if I had just seen an amazing magic trick, with my mouth open at what he now had in his hands. It wasn't until he lifted it up to his face and smiled as he said, "Good as new." That camera, was no longer a camera, but a giant black widow. The spider hissed into my daddy's face, and my daddy screamed out of fright. My daddy flung that thing off him and ran down the hall and into the kitchen screaming as loud as he could. I ran after him to see if he would tell Mommy and if I would get in trouble. I peeked around the corner to see what would happen. My mommy turned from her cooking to see my daddy running towards her. "Dan!" my mommy worriedly tried to communicate through his yelling voice. "What's the matter." My daddy turned his head to now see that my mommy was an ant. He screamed louder, then he fainted on the floor. "Dan!" My mommy said, kneeling over to him. I stared in disbelief. I just had to be dreaming. I cannot believe I still did not get caught for what I did! I turned my back to them with a worried look on my face. Then, I started to smile, and then I started chuckling! I couldn't help but think that all this was just funny and suspenseful at the same time. "Katherine!" I heard a voice calling me. After hearing this voice, I immediatetly stopped laughing. I glanced over my shoulder to show my mommy that I was paying attention, but did not give her direct eye contact. "What's so funny?" My mommy raised an eyebrow. This meant she was suspicious. I hid the bottle behind my back and slightly slided over towards the hallway. "Um..."I stuttered with a nervous smile on my face. "Nothing." I said quickly, then darted down the hall. That was it. I thought to myself as I ran. No more fooling around. Just pull the prank that you're trying to pull and get it over with. It was not worth moping around and getting yourself in near trouble. After passing my brother, Tommy's room, I heard my name being called. And I was relieved to find it wasn't the disciplinary call of my name. "Katherine!" I heard. I stopped running and backed up to look in Tommy's room. That pathetic boy was all trapped and wrapped up in a giant web in which that black widow had created, as prey. "Help!" Tommy cried like a baby. I gave him a look of empathy, as though I was going to help him. I held the bottle in front of me and sprayed the juice at him. Tommy began coughing at the smoke the potion was making. After the smoke cleared off, he looked down at himself and then realized he was still trapped as he was before, but this time, he was a fly. He glared at me and angrily shouted, "Katherine!" "Hey," I chuckled. "You said to help." and I took off. "HELP ME!" I heard Tommy shout back at me. "NOT THE SPIDER!!" I chuckled again. It was classic. As I reached Bambi's room, I creeped in to put the bottle, disguised as her hair spray, on her dresser. "Now where is that darn curler..." I suddenly heard a voice. I gasped and hid the bottle behind my back to see Bambi, with her face in the closet, fumbling all her books to find that iron. I slowly tippy-toed in front of her dresser and strained, trying to reach over her seat just to place the bug juice at the edge. But of course, knowing how incredibly short my arm was, I couldn't reach. The only way I would be able to set in on top of the dresser is if I was to climb that stupid chair and I simply did not have time for that. I waved the bottle around, trying to at least stand it up on the dresser. "Oh, here it is!" Bambi suddenly spoke again. I gasped looking back at her to see if she had seen me yet. I was still struggling to stand the bottle up and had finally done it by pressing my hand over the top. However, I did not realize what I had did until I looked back at the bottle and saw that I had turned my big pigtails into butterfly wings! Because I had pressed down on the trigger trying to stand it up! I gasped louder. I was frightened what to do next. Luckily, I was able to think quick before Bambi turned around and I flew up to the ceiling with my butterfuly wings and pressed my back against it, so she would find me. The lucky thing was, was that because I was able to fly, I had placed the bottle perfectly and quickly how it was before, instead of leaving it suspiciously sitting at the edge. I stared down from the ceiling at Bambi. I was relieved that I was able to still get this far to pulling my prank. Bambi sat on her chair and started to curl her hair. As dumb as she is, she actually made a mistake of looking in the mirror, even though she has no reflection. She sighed, and put the curler down and reached for the spray. Suspense built up in me and she sprayed alot of that stuff in her hair. I stared, trying to pay attention, but the fog of the potion was to strong and clouded my view. All I could hear was Bambi coughing. I held my breath, trying not to cough myself. At first, it was hard to see a clear view of Bambi, but pretty soon, the fog cleared and I was now able to see that she had changed into a giant ladybug! And the best part was, she didn't know it! Wow, did I want to laugh so hard, but I forced myself to hold it in, and I manage a huge grin instead. "That's pretty strong stuff," dumb Bambi said, actually believing that it was the spray that was creating so much of this fog. She didn't even realize she was a ladybug, but then again, she has no reflection! Bambi foolishly, took one of her antennas, actually believing it was a strand of hair, but to make matters funnier, she actually held the curling iron to her antenna and burned herself. She screamed out of pain, and looked at her strand of hair to finally realize it was an antenna. "Ah!" She screamed out of shock. I couldn't help myself. I exploded into laughter. Bambi looked up at me. "Katherine!" she said angrily, realizing that I had caused all this. It was definately too late to hide it now, but I didn't care. I was laughing so hard, I floated off the ceiling onto the floor with tears in my eyes, and I could feel my pink face becoming even pinker. After laughing so much , I took a deep breath and opened my eyes, "That was classic!" I said with a smile. But then, I realized I was being cornered by my whole family. They all stood above me and had glares on their faces. My daddy was holding the now, dead black widow which was taking place of the camera it once was. My mommy stood there, with all six hands on her hips as a red ant. Tommy was breathing hard with angry blue-green eyes staring at me, all covered in ripped up spider web, with his fists to his sides. And Bambi was standing in front of all of them, with her hair spray bottle in her hand. I was scared of what they were all going to do to me, but I still tried to keep my cool. "Come on guys," I stumbled with a nervous smile on my face. "It was just a joke. Can't you take a joke?" Bambi made a slight squirting noise with the spray as a threat to me. That afternoon, after turning themselves back to normal, my cruel, cruel family turned me into a full giant butterfly and set me as a display in the front yard. "Ten dollars!" Bambi had called out. "Ten dollars to take a picture with the giant butterfly." My daddy was insanely clicking his camera all over the place and stupid, snot-nosed kids were actually in line to take a picture with me. I sat on a chair and crossed my arms, with my "I hate you" eyes. Mommy said this was my punishment, but this had to be the meanest, yet. I felt like a circus freak. Worse. I felt like Santa Claus, and I don't like that fat, old fraud! Always invading into your house every Christmas just to drop a lump of coal into your stocking, while he drops presents into other kids' stockings. To me, that's not something to be excited about. A dorky, little, chubby kid was like the first costumer and shoved ten dollars into the jar. He sat with me to take a picture and flashed a buck-tooth smile. But not me. I just contiuned to sit there glaring with my arms crossed. My daddy was ready to take a picture, but told us to say "cheese" before he did. "Cheese!" that stupid kid yelled in my ear. I definately wasn't smiling. I may have said cheese, but I showed my gritted, angry teeth instead of grin. Besides, I never grin, unless I'm plotting a prank or revenge on someone. After my daddy took the picture, he saw that I wasn't happy and said, "Cheer up, Katherine." He pointed to the next kid in line putting ten dollars into the jar. "Look how much money you're making!" After hearing that, I became a little perkier and managed a small smile. "Yeah," I said taking the jar off the counter. "I guess I am making a lot of money." Bambi snatched the jar out of my hands and placed it back on the counter. "Actually," she said smirking with her nose in the air, "I think you mean, I'm making a lot of money." she snickered and said, "It was my idea." I glared at that stingy girl and stood up on the chair, "Whadeya mean, it was your idea? The money goes to me!" I pulled the jar closer to me. "Actually, no." Bambi raised her voice. She pulled the jar away from me. "The money goes to me." "No me!" I corrected. "Me!" she argued back. "I'm the main attraction!" i pointed out. "So it's my money!" "Yeah, but I run this business!" Bambi said. "So it's mine!" After arguing with each other, we looked down at the jar and suddenly, there was no money anymore! "Hey," Bambi said curiously. "Where'd the money go." We turned around at Tommy who was the only one who was sitting near us behind the counter. Tommy pointed the second customer behind us and said, "He took it!" "What, me?" the kid pretended to play dumb. Both me and Bambi filled up with rage and we chased that kid down the street all the way to his house. The End.


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    33. 2 Feb 2008 at 12:57pm
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  33. Resolved Question: How is this book i am writing? Plz tell me!?
    34. 1 Feb 2008 at 7:25pm
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